The government has officially transitioned the city’s digital currency to a brand-new crypto platform known as Scamcoin.
Yes, you read that right. Scamcoin.
After weeks of “closed-door” financial negotiations and what we assume was at least one golf course bribe, officials claim Scamcoin will be “faster, safer, and more decentralized than any other coin on the market.” And by decentralized, they apparently mean “good luck figuring out where your money went.”
“We assure citizens Scamcoin is 110% legitimate,” said one finance official while discreetly deleting his browsing history.
“Don’t let the name fool you — it’s only a little shady,” added another.